PUNS:

1.A play, based on billiards, started right on cue.
2.I could not pull out of my parking space, so I used my back up plan.
3.Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
4.I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
5.He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.
6.Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.
7.Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
8.To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
9.When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
10.A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.